CRAIG: Now, are we allowed to say some of the things you whispered in her ear?

NEIL: Well, here’s what happened. Everyone was waiting for me to say horrible things, so I decided to write down things on a card and get everyone’s involvement. So Jason wrote some down, Aly wrote some down, and then I read them to Cobie in order, and then at the end of the day gave her the card with all of the horrible things on it.

CRAIG: Are there any that you can say? Maybe substitute some words in for non-DVD-friendly words?

NEIL: The last one we used, I think I said, “when you spread your legs, it makes me think of the sushi cart at craft service.” That was Jason Segel’s, I think.

-THE BRACKET COMMENTARY, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER